I was in the parking lot at Walmart and stopped walking to adjust my sneaker. I did it right behind a car (there were no brake lights on, and the car didn’t seem to be running), and they started to back up!! I BARELY escaped being bumped by the car by jumping out of the way (thank God for excellent peripheral vision), but how mortifying. The driver didn’t get out to check on me, which was fine. Not like they bumped me or anything. I simply waved, and the driver had a funny look on his face. I kept walking. So embarrassing.
It gets better.
Inside the store, I was trying to
get out of someone’s way in the card aisle and proceeded to get my foot stuck
under the wheel of my cart. So, of course, as I was about to fall on my face, I
reached out and grabbed the first thing I could, which happened to be someone
else’s cart as they were walking away! Ugh. I didn’t fall on my face but nearly
to my knees. I managed to catch myself and do a little jump-jig then laughed
OUT LOUD, saying, “Whew, walk much?” A few heads turned, but no one seemed
amused. Geesh. Tough crowd.
Anyhoo, it was an interesting
day at Walmart, to say the least.
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People have no humor these days. You probably offended someone 😂
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