It’s a
short work week this week and already Wednesday, so I figured my day should be a
piece of cake. I should know better. This is MY crazy life we are talking
about.
Before I over-boiled some eggs, causing them to explode (and ruining another pot...see my latest YouTube video), my day
started off with a trip to the grocery store to pick up a few items. No
problem. I had a large package of ground beef in my cart, and when I handed it
to the cashier, I noticed that it was leaking blood. So gross, but I figured
she would put it in a separate plastic bag. She did not. She put it right in
with the two packages of coffee. I peeked in the bag when I put them in my car,
and there was blood all over the packages. I mean, c’mon. All I could do was
roll my eyes.
Speaking
of putting bags in my car, I had a bag of ice in my cart, and when I went to
put THAT in the car, ice went EVERYWHERE. Apparently there was a hole in the
bag. I can’t make this stuff up! Needless to say, that ice melted very quickly
because of the heat. At least it wasn’t the entire bag.
My
last stop was to pick up a couple things at the liquor store. I was wearing my
cheap flip-flops today and proceeded to trip while leaving the store with a box
of wine in my hands. Thankfully, I did not drop the wine, but I fell slightly
into the car as I was trying to catch myself. Should leave a nice little
bruise.
All in all, today was not unlike many of my days—one full of funny mishaps that keep me on my toes. I wouldn't mind an uneventful day where I don't end up dropping something, having to clean up a yucky mess, or falling over and getting bruised. But then what would I write about?
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