Thursday, August 31, 2023

Working From Home Confession #4: Drink, Anyone?

 

Sometimes I drink at 3pm.


Coffee?


Erm, no. Like a margarita or a Tom Collins…sometimes a glass of wine.


Look, editing isn’t as simple as most people think. I am always hearing things like, “Oh, so you just check for spelling and stuff?” and “So you look for comma mistakes? That seems easy.” AUGHHHHH omgggggggg no. There are different types of editing (copy and line editing, to name a few), and not just anyone can do it.


The best I’ve heard is people saying, “I don’t need an editor; I’m a teacher,” OR “It’s been edited by a friend, who is a good proofreader.” Please picture me rolling my eyes so far in the back of my head that I can practically see behind me.


Proofreading IS different than editing. And just because you’re a teacher doesn’t make you good at editing (or proofreading!) and doesn’t mean you know the rules of editing (have you ever heard of the Chicago Manual of Style?).


My point is this: I love what I do. LOVE it. But sometimes it’s frustrating, and I have long days. So yeah, sometimes I grab a drink around 3pm or so. You know what they say… “It’s five o'clock somewhere!”



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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

A Few Office Blunders...

I found this in my blog writing files—a blog post I wrote when I had an older blog. So, I figured, why not post it again on this blog? It was a time when I was working outside of my home at an office. Hope I can amuse you!

Have you ever…

Leaned over to adjust your pant leg but were standing in front of a door and someone opened it, clocking you in the head?

That was fun. I was at work, and I had on skinny pants (not to be confused with skinny jeans), but every time I sat down, the pant legs would ride up. Therefore, every time I stood up, I needed to pull the pant legs back down. That’s what I was doing one day, but I had stopped in front of my office door to do it. Of course, someone chose that moment to open the door. OUCH!

Walked down the hall with a cup of coffee or a cup/bottle of water not realizing there was some left?

That one was a riot (well, the water, not the coffee). I was walking down the hall with my water bottle, and not only did I not have the cap on, but I thought the bottle was empty. So down the hall I walked, swinging my arms, and out came water...all over the walls. I laughed. I looked. No one saw me. I wiped it up and hurried away. But I still laughed. This happened with coffee, but thankfully, not too much spilled. YIKES!

Put on two different shoes?

I’ve done this way too many times to even continue talking about it. Let’s just say it’s a staple of mine. I’m starting a new trend. Tell me I am not the only person who has done this…more than once?

Got your hair caught in the sliding closet door?

Super fun! I hung my coat up at work, set my boots down on the floor of the closet, and as I was closing the door, my head was still too close, and my hair got caught! I laughed.

Look, people, if you are unable to laugh at yourself, then become a hermit. Life is fun! Yes, life can be stressful, and we have worry, illness, and death, but guess what? LIFE CAN BE FUN! So, laugh at yourself (maybe not much at others; that could get you into trouble). 




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Friday, August 18, 2023

Look Up

I never used to “love” birds, but after my grandfather died many years ago, I saw his book on birds lying on the stand next to the couch, and I told my grandma I was borrowing it. Since then, my husband has built me three bird feeders, and I’ve enjoyed the company of these strange and amazing creatures.

Oh sure, the bird poop is annoying (I mean, I’m feeding them! Why are they pooping on my patio?), and some of them have crazy-awful sounds, but I love them all.

There was one bird, however, I couldn’t identify by its call. I heard it and adored the sound. It was like a “P-U-P-U-P-U” sound. Hard to explain. I never saw the bird.

 

Recently, however, I was walking my dogs and heard that bird sound! I smiled and kept walking, but suddenly, something prompted me to look up.

 

Up on the rooftop (no, not Santa!) was a red cardinal. It was SO pretty and made the “P-U-P-U-P-U” sound! The cardinal stayed there and sang that silly song until I rounded the corner with the dogs.

You never know what you'll find when you look up, down, or around!!




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Monday, August 14, 2023

Vacation is Over

 

It’s Monday, and it’s a very tough Monday. “Aren’t most Mondays tough?” you may be asking. “Sure, because you have to get up early for work and start a new week, blah-blah,” I may reply to you. Or….THIS particular Monday is exceptionally tough because I just had a five-day vacation at the lake, and I am EXHAUSTED. And I want to be back at the lake. Plain and simple.


Don’t get me wrong; I love what I do (editor/owner of Get It Write Publishing Company and a published author), but I love lake life, and it’s hard to come back home (especially where I live).


Ahh, but vacation. My husband and I went to Lake George, as we do every year, to celebrate our anniversary (this year it’s our 18-year anniversary!). It’s tradition. We get a hotel with a room by the lake (usually Surfside on the Lake, but we didn’t book in time, so we stayed elsewhere), we drink margaritas and eat chips, and we swim and walk. It’s relaxing, it’s fun, and it’s the lake life I want.


The first day was rough because we arrived before noon and the hotel wouldn’t let us check in yet. We were able to park, and we did see that our room was being cleaned, so we went to the village (same strip as our hotel) and had lunch, then walked around. Oh, yes, and don't forget the yummy Rum Runner I had with lunch. What's a Rum Runner? An amazing alcoholic drink for summer!! See my recent blog post titled Summer Drinks to find out what is in a Rum Runner.


I bought a purse from Handbag Heaven, of course (tradition!!), and we got ice cream. 


By 1:30 p.m., we were exhausted and wanted to get settled in our hotel room and have the rest of the afternoon to bake on our private beach or in the pool (with margaritas, of course). Alas, this particular hotel wouldn’t let us check in yet. “But,” I argued, “it was being cleaned before noon. Surely it’s DONE already.” “Yes,” the front desk replied. “But the manager has to approve the rooms before check-in.” Fair enough. Had the manager, however, really and truly inspected the room, she/he would have noticed the GIANT cobweb wrapped up, around, and through the lamp on my side of the bed. Thank goodness I didn’t see a spider!!


By 2:20 p.m., I had had it. We walked up to the hotel, and I walked in, no nonsense. “We’re checking in!” I proclaimed. Without argument, we were checked in.


The private beach at our hotel was small and basically a ground with some sand sprinkled over it (not like REAL beaches), but it was cozy. We made new friends by the pool and bragged about our baby granddaughter to people with kids.


On Thursday, we boarded the Lac DU Saint Sacrament for the fireworks show on the lake. Margaritas and finger foods plus an excellent fireworks show was just what we needed!


On Friday eve, we met up with my best friend and her husband. After drinks and dinner and walking around, I thought I’d amuse everyone by dancing (down the sidewalk through town) to the nearby park band singing/playing a Bon Jovi song. That dance can be viewed on YouTube (please like and subscribe!!). Hey, if you can’t have a little fun…

I’m glad to be home with my fur babies, but boy do I miss the lake!!



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Friday, August 4, 2023

What Did You Say?

More fun sayings have popped into my head recently (refer to a former blog post called “What Does That Mean?”). Like, who made these up? Where did they originate?


“Liar, liar, pants on fire.” (Thank goodness our pants do not catch fire when we lie!!)

image from https://oddfeed.net/the-doubtful-history-of-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/

This article is a good read about this saying (and what you can say in response, should someone actually say this to you!!). Read it HERE.


Another one...


“Nanny-nanny-boo-boo”

also known as…

“Na-na-na-na-boo-boo”


Growing up, my sister and I used to say that to each other, but we would go one better. We would say, “Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in pond!” Don’t ask me where we came up with that one. Apparently, it’s supposed to end with “…stick your head in doo-doo.”


I really didn't find anything written about this except meanings or people telling stories of how their kids said this phrase. WordSense actually has the best as far as information.

image from https://www.mscheevious.com/daily-mischief/nanny-nanny-boo-boo/

I think it's a fun phrase, and given that I was a sassy kid, I'm sure I said this one often!!


What are some fun/odd sayings you remember from childhood (or now?). 


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Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Do You Want To Publish Your Book?

You’ve finished your manuscript and want to publish your book, but you don’t want to self-publish. Maybe you don’t have the time or knowledge, or maybe you want to publish through a publishing house.

Things are probably running through your head: royalties, rights, choosing a book cover, marketing...

Those are just a few concerns that many writers have before publishing.

Let Get It Write help!

Get It Write is a small publishing company that won’t take your rights or royalties, and we will help you market your book(s).

You may be wondering, “Why should I have to pay for publishing when I can self-publish” or “You shouldn’t pay up front for publishing.”

Valid points. First, think about the process and the cost of self-publishing your book.

1. Editing

2. Proofreading

*Many editors proof after editing, but I always advise my clients to get another proof—a final proof from a different source or even a friend who can be another set of eyes (**someone who can catch errors such as missing punctuation or repeated words/paragraphs).

3. Book formatting. Do you know how to properly format your book for publishing? Do you know the sizes offered by the publishing platforms? Their specs? And if it’s a children’s book, you’re adding illustrations, so it’s even more complex.

4. Purchase an ISBN. You can use a free ISBN, but it’s better (for you) to purchase one.

5. Creating the proper files for publishing. PDF for print and ePUB for the eBook. Oh, and don’t forget the front and back cover (and spine, if applicable) must be in a specific template for publishing.

Once you’re published, you need to market your book. Do you have the time or knowledge? Do you have the resources to get your book into your local bookstores and libraries?

Self-publishing a book can be very costly, even if you do your own formatting.

Think about the one-time fee—a reasonable investment on your part—that you would pay Get It Write to do ALL of that work to get your book published AND provide marketing services! You would pay for all (or most) of those services if you self-published, so why not get published under a publishing company name AND get the marketing services you deserve?

When someone hires Get It Write Publishing, this is what they will get:

1. Choice of a publishing package, a one-time fee that includes editing, proofreading, book formatting, an ISBN, and (depending on the package), marketing.

2. Their own KDP or IS account, which means their own royalties (**except what Amazon takes out).

3. Published under Get It Write Publishing (an LLC), so they won’t be considered “self-published” (though since they’ll be published under their own account, they will be considered an “Indie” author).

Most authors don’t want to do their own marketing and want to “make it big,” which is why they try to use traditional publishing. First, you need an agent for traditional publishing (in most cases), and though they usually cut you a big check up front, your book needs to make enough sales to cover that check before you will even see any more royalties. Second, it takes a lot of time to get in with a “big” publishing company. Many writers are now using self-publishing or small publishing companies.

In addition to that above, Get It Write Publishing will offer marketing services (different for each package).

Visit our website at www.getitwritepublishing.company to see the publishing packages we offer!

We also offer editing services for those who want editing but not the publishing package!