Yesterday was a little wonky. That's been my word for the last few days. Wonky. The cats are acting wonky. My day was wonky. Everything is WONKY.
Not even sure it's a word.
ANYHOO...
Here's a tip: Do NOT put a small cup of coffee from Dunkin’ in the microwave. It will burn.
What. The. Heck? I didn’t realize paper cups would burn if put in the microwave. PAPER cups!! I mean, I can put a paper plate in the microwave, and it’s fine. But a paper cup? Nope. Apparently not. Yesterday, my cousin brought me a wonderful cup of coffee from Dunkin’. Butter pecan with two creams and no sugar. Ah, but it was divine. I drink my coffee black, unless I go to Dunkin’ or any other specialty coffee place. (No-thank-you to Starbucks. Blech!!). Anyhoo, I was nearing the bottom of the coffee cup and wanted to reheat it. Put it in the microwave for twenty seconds. TWENTY SECONDS. Yep. Burned the bottom. The cup nearly caught fire. And it stunk. So now I don’t just burn food when I cook; I burn cups.
Later, my dog Cole, who is on Prednisone for asthma, had an accident. Sometimes it happens because of the meds. Pee all over the kitchen floor. Cleaned it, mopped it, all done. Right? Nope. Didn’t realize it started in the bathroom (maybe he tried!!) and trailed into the kitchen. So what did I do? Walked into the bathroom and accidentally stepped in it, almost falling on my rear. GROSS ME OUT. Sigh. Cleaned it up and washed my feet.
Finally made it to my bed to read and noticed I left a large bag of once-frozen peas on the floor I had used to ice my foot the night before. I picked it up to carry downstairs to throw away, not realizing it leaked. Gross pea juice came out, getting on my leg.
Come ON!! Was it a full moon day????
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